help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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