Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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