The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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