ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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