i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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