I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This is the high leading the old right now
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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