Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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