what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
im six kinds of drunk right now
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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