Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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