I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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