I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.