So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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