opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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