your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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