Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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