I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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