Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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