You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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