Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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