i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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