so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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