OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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