People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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