Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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