Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I believe in your delicious
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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