then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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