what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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