hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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