KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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