so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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