We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Your penis caused this!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
