I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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