guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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