But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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