I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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