im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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