i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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