So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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