was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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