I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i love accidental penises.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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