yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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