I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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