Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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