Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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