I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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