so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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