I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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