I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just come out here and I will go home with you...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
The ass gains better be worth it
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