thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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