and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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