Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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