I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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