Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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