How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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