he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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