do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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